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Hop Along
"Get Disowned" LP (HGR004)
Debut full length with full band. What if "Freshman Year" went to the beach with "Wretches" and melted into one LP. Recorded by Joe Reinhart. Comes with download code. Now available on CD!
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Algernon Cadwallader
"Parrot Flies" LP/CD (HGR001)
Sophomore album by the band whose name you love to mispronounce. 11 tunes crafted for your best friend's mixtape.
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Algernon Cadwallader
"Fun" 7" (HGR002/PROTAGONIST)
3 songs by a brave new 3 piece. Straight and simple. Comes with a CD including 3 bonus tracks.
Algernon Cadwallader
"Some Kind of Cadwallader" LP (HGR003)
The debut album by your truly. 38 minutes of your life that you will never get back.



Everyone Everywhere
"Everyone Everywhere" LP (Everyone Everywhere)
Sophmore album from Philadelphia's hardest rocking accountants.
Man Without Plan
"Sounds Too Loud, Lights Too Bright" (Dead Broke)
6th perfect record by the best band you never knew existed. Don't waste anymore time!
US Funk Team/Towers
Split 7" (SARS/Hardly Art/Towering Sound)
Ultimate eclecticism. The only thing that unifies this party rock and that screeching hardcore band together is true friendship. US Funk Team features members of Band Name and Algernon Cadwallader.
Towers/Take Down Your Art
Split 10" (Engine For A Revolution/Somberlain/Waving Wheat)
A snapshot of an exciting period of DIY hardcore/screamo from 2 east coast groups.

Bonjour/Invalids/Nai Harvest/Reno Dakota
Split 7" (Enjoyment)
Two bands from the States, 2 from the Kingdom. Contemporary emo jams. Bonjour features members of the Ponies, Holy Death, Storm the Bastille, etc.
"A Summer With Algernon Cadwallader, Snowing, and 1994!" Book (Square of Opposition)
A photo essay capturing the off-stage kicks and fleeting landscapes of 3 bands crossing the country. Companion to the "Summer Singles" record. 80 pages. Black & white. Comes with letterpressed bookmark! $15

Monument
"Goes Canoeing" LP (Tiny Engines)
This day in age, no one does it better than these guys, less they are doing a reunion.
Teenage Cools Kids
"Denton After Sunset" LP (Dull Tools)
The long awaited 3rd album by Denton's conquistadors. A contrasting but decorous addition to their flawless career.

Band Name
"Breakfast" LP (Self Aware)
A belly bursting serving of post-art school angst. Bon apitit.
Band Name/Shat Shorts
7" (Soft City)
2 short, fast, and loud numbers by the Monument alter-ego and one bed-wetting psychedelic nightmare from the Band Names.

Mike Bell & the Movies
"Stuck In A TV" 7" (Self Aware)
The world's most unremarkable man has got himself a band and they happen to be members of Algernon Cadwallader. You could call this power pop.
Peter & Craig
"Aliens, Blizzards, & Thieves" 7" (We Are Not Wizards)
Topical punk songs about today's most trying issues from Philadelphia's premier newscasters.


Peter & Craig/Erode and Disappear
Split 7" (Worldeater)
4 Philadelphia themed shorties from Peter & Craig escorted by soul crushing ghost punk from the Northern Liberties side-project.

J. Fox/Matt = Tank
Split 7" (Verse)
This is Tank's ukelele centered solo stuff, written while he had a broken foot. Watch out Tiny Tim! Shared on the B side by his friends of old, J. Fox. Poppy party jams for everyone.
Dangerous Ponies
"Dangerous Ponies" LP (Sprinkle Kingdom)
Gold glitter with just a touch of dirt in it, mixed with a pink guitar that has a little blood on it, and combined with perfect harmonies, makes this record.
Little Black Rainclouds
"High/Low Victorians" 12" EP (Sprinkle Kingdom)
Three piece frantic pop with three part harmonies by members of the Dangerous Ponies. Art by Peter Helmis.
Boyfriends/Boys & Sex
"A Shared Record" 7" (Slow Growth)
Boys & Sex is a bit of a continuation of Boy Problems. Large riffed chocolate sundae drizzled with throaty vocals. Not entirely unlike Make Me. The Lancaster side of the record is even throatier. Recorded by Joe Reinhart.

Boyfriends
7" (Count Your Lucky Stars)
Big riffs and all the correct rhythms that will have you agreeing, "yes, this is fucking awesome". You can hear the 1994! touch. They will teach you why Kurt Russell is a good dude. Also recorded by Joe Reinhart.

Peter the Pianoeater/The Pat Fortenbaugh One
Split 7" (Pat Wreck Chords)
Peter plays in Algernon Cadwallader, Peter & Craig, etc. These are a couple of tunes of his that were recorded years ago on a 4 track in a basement. Pet Fortenbaugh plays astonishingly naive pop songs on a number of different toy instruments, more or less, the same time. These two never fight.
Mike Bell
"How To Avoid Your Past" Cassette (Be Happy)
Lo-fi alt-country tinged bedroom pop. Art by Jeremy Jams.

Cassilis
"My Colors" Cassette (Slow Growth)
Total bullshit, mid-20's white collar angst. Can't tour because of deadlines. Whatever.

"Booty Shorts" VHS
Video compilation of live footage, music videos, interviews, animations, and collages, all edited and dubbed via VHS decks with grit and grain to spare. A true piece of art. Featuring Algernon Cadwallader, Hop Along, Band Name, Joint Chiefs of Math and more! Click here for the trailer. $7

Holy Death
"Get Well" Cassette (Pete's Tapes)
Sludgey pop punk duo featuring members of Dangerous Ponies and Little Black Rainclouds. Think Melvins doing Dillinger Four.

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